Abed: What are you reading?
Annie: “Pride and prejudice.”
Abed: So you’re familiar with two sins. How about a third?
Shirley: Oh!
Annie: I don’t think we’re allowed to smoke in here.
Abed: Then you picked the wrong outfit. Didn’t you?
Shirley: Abed, what are you doing?
Abed: Don Draper from “Mad Men”. What’d you think?
Britta: Weird.
Troy: Awesome.
Pierce: Put your tongue in her ear.
Annie: I liked it.
Shirley: Don’t be him. He cheats on his wife.

— Community - 1x17 - Physical Education

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